Average Boy Answers Your Questions!
Dear Average Boy,
Today was sad for me because I got dumped by my sixth girlfriend! Whenever I get sad or mad or any other feeling, I ride on my bright yellow unicycle. It's fun when I ride it, because people pass by in their cars, smile, roll down their windows and say, “Good job on your unicycle.” I always say thank you, because it's good manners. Average Boy, do you do anything more interesting than riding a unicycle?
Your friend,
Parker
Hey, Parker!
You've had six girlfriends and still find time to learn how to ride a unicycle? Wow! I've never had one girlfriend, and I can barely bounce on my pogo stick!
My first advice is to slow down on the girlfriends. If you're going through that many girlfriends, maybe God is telling you to take a break. He will provide someone for you when it's the right time (like when you're 30). She will probably roll up on a pink unicycle and say . . . uh . . . actually, I don't know what she'll say. I never know what girls are going to say, which is probably why I have plenty of time to practice bouncing on my pogo stick.
My advice is to keep making people happy by riding your unicycle! God's given you a talent to make people smile.
Your friend and mine,
Average Boy