Average Boy Answers Your Questions!
Dear Average Boy,
What's your real name? I love your stories!!!
Your forever fan,
Me
Hey, Me!
I should ask you the same thing. What's your real name? Is it really “Me”? And if so, do you get confused at malls when children yell, “Hold me!” at their moms? Do you run away scared that a mom might try to hold you?
As you guessed, “Bob Smiley” is not my real name. I changed it to protect my privacy. But since we’re friends — you know (because I've always liked me!), I will tell you that my real name is “Robert Smiley.” Shhh! Don’t tell anyone. Especially You because You can be a real rumor weed!
Your friend and mine,
Average Boy