Average Boy Answers Your Questions!
Dear Average Boy:
You once said your middle name was Gertrude. You then said it wasn't, because Gertrude is much less embarrassing than your real middle name. How can ANYTHING be more embarrassing than Gertrude?
I also think it is very nice of you to take time from your busy life of “keep the remote away from the little brother” and other such games to answer e-mail.
Sincerely,
Cameron (your fan, middle name patrol, and letter closing questioner)
Hey, Cameron of the M.N.P. & L.C.Q. departments:
Trust me—Gertrude is much better than my real middle name. But if you really must know my middle name, I'll tell you. It's . . . hang on . . . someone's at the door.
Hey, it's Billy! I have to go, he's got a plan for a new game. Thanks for reading!
Your friend and mine,
Average Boy