Average Boy Answers Your Questions!
Dear Bob,
What is your middle name? You say your REAL middle name is more awful than Gertrude. Please tell me, even if someone's at the door or any other interruption happens.
Thanks,
Hope
Hey, Hope.
I will tell you my real middle name, but please don't tell anyone else. My real middle name is “stopbeingsonosyhope.” Anyway, thanks for wanting to know.
Your friend and mine,
Average Boy