Average Boy Answers Your Questions!
Hey, Average Boy!
If you had enough money (in a million years or so) which pet would you choose: a white rhinoceros, a Burmese python or a piranha? Also, could you tell me if you ever met Wally McDoogle?
From,
Mrs. Aragorn
Hey, Mrs. Aragorn!
I guess I would pick the python because they move really slow. If I’m a million years old, I’m not going to want to grab my walker and go chasing after some rhinoceros (no matter what color it is). And a piranha just doesn’t make a good pet. He won’t fetch the stick; he’ll eat it. Anyway, I have to go. Wally McDoogle is at the door.
Your friend and mine,
Average Boy