Average Boy Answers Your Questions!
Average Boy,
What do you do with sisters who barge in on you and don’t stop when you ask?
Annoyed
Boyne Falls, Michigan
Hey, Annoyed!
First, I would have a major discussion with your parents about your name.
Second, if my sister barged in on me, I would be shocked beyond belief — mostly because I don’t have a sister. But if you do have a sister and she won’t respect your privacy, you should just start hanging out in her room. Tell her because she keeps barging in on you, you want to make it easier for her to find you.
You may also try hanging around her all day, singing the “Happy Birthday” song. Pretty soon she won’t like you . . . or cake. Let me know if it works!
Your friend and mine,
Average Boy