Average Boy Answers Your Questions!
Dear Average Boy,
I think you are really funny. Can you make a story about your New Year’s vacation in New York? I think that would be really cool. Do you like cooking? Can you please write me back?
Dear Person who doesn’t share his name,
I can make a story about my New Years vacation in New York. All I have to do is...uh...go to New York for New Year’s Eve and write about it. So keep your subscription up to date until January 2005, and I’ll do the rest. Oh, and if you have any spare airline tickets lying around, please mail them to me.
Now, for your second question: I love to cook but the fireman told me that I’m not allowed to do it again unless my mom is with me. As for your third question: Yes...I can write you back.
Your Friend and Mine,
Person who also doesn’t share his name (even though we all know it’s Average Boy)