Average Boy Answers Your Questions!
Dear Average Boy,
My name is Emma H. I was wondering how you did at sports. I’m not the perfect athlete but I was wondering how good you played—in particular softball, because that’s what I play. Every time I play, I pray to God to be with me as I participate. I hope that helps you in any sport you might do.
Your Fan,
Emma H.
Dear Emma H.,
Softball. Hmm . . . I’m not sure how good I am at softball. My church plays softball on Saturdays so hold on, and I’ll go see if I’m good at it.
Yeah. It turns out that I’m not as good at softball as I am at kickball. But it doesn’t mean that I’m not going to stay on the team. In fact, my church has asked me to play a special position for the team. It’s called the “Stay at Home Mascot.” Basically, I’m supposed to stay home during the games and pray for them. Anyway, thanks for the e-mail and for getting me on another team where I can use my talents!
Your Friend and Mine,
Average B.