Q.	Hey, Average Boy! If you had enough money (in a million years or so) which pet would you choose: a white rhinoceros, a Burmese python or a piranha? Also, could you tell me if you ever met Wally McDoogle? From, Mrs. Aragorn
A.	Hey, Mrs. Aragorn! I guess I would pick the python because they move really slow. If I’m a million years old, I’m not going to want to grab my walker and go chasing after some rhinoceros (no matter what color it is). And a piranha just doesn’t make a good pet. He won’t fetch the stick; he’ll eat it. Anyway, I have to go. Wally McDoogle is at the door. Your friend and mine, Average Boy
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