Q.	Dear Average Boy, I know that you are supposed to be average, but the mishaps you get into don't seem average to me. Why does something weird always happen to you when you're supposed to be an average boy? Sincerely, Heather H.
A.	Hey, Heather! Good question. Maybe I’m average and everyone else is below average! Hold on, I'll ask. . . . OK. I just asked my dad but he just rolled his eyes. He does that a lot. You’d think his eyes would be huge now from all exercise they get. Anyway, I think a lot of stuff happens to me because I’m always doing stuff. I don’t just sit around watching TV. I go outside and do stuff like swim or try to get out of the bag Donnie put me in. I do a lot of stuff, so a lot of stuff happens to me! Your friend and mine, Average Boy
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