Q.	Dear A.B., Do you know how to cook? I'm kinda AVERAGE at cooking. Are U? I made these pizza things once, and I didn't like how they tasted. Please reply as soon as possible, J.C.
A.	Hey, J.C. I'm great at cooking mini-pizzas! In fact, every time my dad and his friends play Frisbee golf, he asks me to cook some mini-pizzas for them. They must really like them because when my dad gets home, he always says how much fun my pizzas were! He also likes me to make a bunch when he goes to the shooting range. However, my best recipe is for a thing I like to call “toast.” I will share my secret recipe with you: 1. Take one raw slice of bread; 2. Put it in the toaster until you hear your mom shout, “Whose burning something in the kitchen?!”; 3. Add butter (to the toast, not your mom); 4. Eat. You'll love it! (Just be careful not to hurt your teeth). Your friend and mine, Average Boy
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