Q.	Dear Bob (or Average Boy, whichever you prefer): What is your little brother's name? You've always called him “my brother.” By the way, you haven't ever had any little incidents with shaving cream, have you? Cameron, 12 Michigan
A.	Dear Cameron (or 12 or Michigan, whichever you prefer): I love telling stories about my brother because we are so close. I love him. He’s like a brother to me. Actually, he is a brother, but you know what I mean. The point is, we are very close. Anyway, his name is . . . uh . . . hmmm. Hang on. My mom says his name is “Brian,” which makes sense because that’s what it says on his bedroom door. I thought it said, “Brain” on his door as kind of a funny nickname — like when you call a big guy “Tiny.” Anyway, I’ve really never had any little incidents with shaving cream. They’ve always been big incidents! Maybe I’ll write about one of them soon. Be sure to renew your subscription! Your friend and mine, Average Boy
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