Q.	Dear Average Boy, I know your real name, but I go undercover, too. Yes, I know who you are. I cannot say my name. Just call me Bond277. I am amazed that you keep your brother from finding out you're a spy. He sounds dangerous. But from your stories, I can see you have him under control. When you get this message, destroy it. Make sure no one is watching. If you notice someone watching, wave your arms and scream, “green monkeys are coming!” (Hey, it worked for me!) After they walk away, saying how weird you are, do anything you can to destroy the document. Make sure you don't get an electric shock (trust me, it's painful!). I was wondering if we could do lunch sometime. Let me know. Secret Agent Bond277
A.	Hey, Secret Agent Bond277! I think my mom uses Secret Agent Bond277 to clean the floors. It smells all lemony fresh. By the way, next time, be more specific about how to destroy your letter. I used whiteout to erase it, and my dad was super mad. He had a hard time cleaning his computer screen. I think he ended up using some of mom's Secret Agent Bond277 to do the trick. Anyway, about lunch, meet me at…at…. auuuggghhhhhh….green monkeys are coming!!!!! Your friend and mine, Average Boy
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