Q.	Dear Average Boy, I live on a farm. Last month we caught, killed and skinned a raccoon that was guilty of killing two of our chickens. What would you have done? Alex, the Coon Skinner
A.	Hey, Alex, the Coon Skinner: What would I have done? Man, I wouldn't have killed your two chickens—that's for sure! I love fried chicken. (Although that would make a pretty interesting hat.) Keep protecting those chickens and the next time you see them, tell them Cluck, Cluck for me! They'll know what it means. Your friend and mine, Average Boy
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