Q.	Dear Average Boy, I know your middle name. I will post your middle name on this Web site unless you tell me what was in that smoking box you gave your mother on Mother's Day 2006. Actually, I don't know how to get into your system and post things, so that won't work so never mind. But I still want to know the answer to my question. I. Knowyer Middlename
A.	Hey I., I'll be happy to answer your question. But first let me beef up my Web site security. There, that should keep people out. I wrapped duct tape around my computer. Duct tape can keep out anything. Actually, it doesn't keep my brother out of my room ever since he joined the Boy Scouts and started carrying around that Swiss Army knife. Now for your question . . . . I got my Mom a homemade volcano kit. It was really cool. But looking back, I should have never mixed the eruption ingredients right before wrapping it. I should have let my mom do that on her own time. Oh well, I always say, “you live and you learn and then you mop up the kitchen floor.” Thanks for reading! Your friend and mine, Average Boy
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