We just got back from our family reunion. Dad says our family tree is full of sap with a few nuts.
What is your opinion of ancient Greece?
What do you do with sisters who barge in on you and don't stop when you ask?
Have you ever worked with dogs other than the time you used yours for wrestling practice?
I think you are really funny. Can you make a story about your New Year's vacation in New York?
What do you like to do when you’re bored? I have a real problem with boredom.
My name is Emma H. I was wondering how you did at sports. I’m not the perfect athlete but I was wondering how good you played—in particular softball, because that’s what I play.
Have you ever been horseback riding?
What's your favorite school subject?
Have you ever tried sledding? Our driveway should be marked with a skull and crossbones!
What's your real name? I love your stories!!!
What do you do when you have a ton of homework, and you have other important things to do to?
Do you like candy? What is your favorite kind of candy?
What should I do when my little sister screams uncontrollably?
Have you ever tried to memorize something, and it feels like what you're trying to memorize doesn't want to stay in your brain?
Are you ever bored with having just one brother?
I know your middle name. I will post your middle name on this Web site unless you tell me what was in that smoking box you gave your mother on Mother's Day 2006.
What do you like to do when you’re bored? I have a real problem with boredom.
Do you have any nicknames?
Have you ever been horseback riding?
Were you seriously home-schooled!? I am home- schooled, too!
Every day my older sister comes into my room and asks if she looks OK. I'm afraid I'm going to lose my temper soon.
I think you’re soooooo funny! I hope that you always stay at Clubhouse, so that my kids will be able to have Clubhouse magazine and read “Adventures of Average Boy”!
Are you going to write more stories with your little brother in them?
I am 11 years old, 4-foot-3-inches tall and the shortest kid in my fifth-grade class.
I have a friend I would like to keep in touch with. I was hoping you might have some tips.
If you had enough money (in a million years or so) which pet would you choose: a white rhinoceros, a Burmese python or a piranha?
Have you ever played baseball?
What was the worst thing that has ever happened in your life?
You have a younger brother. Do you ever feel like throwing him out the window?
Have you ever tried to fly a kite? Every time I try, the brand new kite ends up in shreds somewhere in a tree, and I have to chase it for miles. Has that ever happened to you?
What is your middle name? You say your REAL middle name is more awful than Gertrude. Please tell me, even if someone's at the door or any other interruption happens.
The kids in my class like to blurt out stuff, and my teacher has tried everything but it never works. Can you help me put my classroom in order?
I think you are really funny. Can you make a story about your New Year’s vacation in New York?
Help! If I get a B on my math test, I get so bummed! Can you help?
Where is the most exciting place you have ever lived?
I live in South Africa at a mission station, and I always read your adventures.
Do you have your room in order and everything neat?
I know your real name, but I go undercover, too. Yes, I know who you are. I cannot say my name. Just call me Bond277.
Do you have lots of cousins? And have you ever been to Disneyland?
Have you ever gone rock climbing, bungee jumping, sky diving or any other dangerous thing?
What's your favorite school subject?
You once said your middle name was Gertrude. How can ANY NAME be more embarrassing than Gertrude? Adventures of Average Boy, Bob Smiley, humor, comedian, Christian
Try reading a book! I always have my head in a good book. You could have great adventures in books, so try reading to solve boredom.
Do you do anything more interesting than riding a unicycle?
Why does something weird always happen to you when you're supposed to be an average boy?
I need some advice on evolution. Everyone is talking about it, and I just don't understand why people think we came from monkey people.
I’m curious: Does your family have a favorite Christmas tradition?
Have you ever been in a speech or debate tournament? How did you do?
What is your opinion of ancient Greece?
Were you seriously home-schooled!? I am home- schooled, too!