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Q.
What did the pig say when it got too hot?
A. "I’m
bacon."
Kirstie and Kristin, both 11
California
Q.
What did the baby sand castle say to the mother sand castle when it
was hungry?
A. "Would you
make me a sand-wich?"
Nicholas, 11
New Mexico
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Q.
Why does the ocean roar?
A. You would
too if you had clams on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
Ben, 9
Florida
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Q.
What did one banana say to the other when they got back from the
beach?
A. "I’m
peeling."
Misty, 12
California
Q.
What’s heavier in summer than in winter?
A. Traffic to
the beach.
Virginia, 9
Manitoba
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