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Q. What do
you get when you mix poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A. A rash of
good luck. Kamaran, 10 Kentucky

Q.
What is a donkey's favorite game?
A. Stable
tennis.
Jennifer, 10
South Carolina
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Q.
What does an ant use for a hula hoop?
A. A Cheerio.
Heather, 10
Illinois
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Q.
Why did the boy bring rope to the soccer game?
A. He wanted
to tie up the score.
Jeremy, 8
Maryland
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Chicken. Chicken who? Just chicken to see who's
here.
Benjamin Maryland
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