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Q. What do
you call a row of rabbits that take a step backward?
A. A receding
hare line.
Annalisa, 10
California
Q.
What did the porcupine say when it bumped into a cactus?
A. "Mama, is
that you?"
Derek, 12
Florida
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Q.
Why did the cat put her kittens in the drawer?
A. She didn't
want her litter lying around.
Kristen, 8
Ohio
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Q.
Why couldn't the pony talk?
A. It was a little
"horse."
Nora, 12
Wyoming
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Darryl.
Darryl who?
Darryl always be a place in my heart
for you.
Jessica, 12
California
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