Clubhouse

Q. Why did the boy bring a tape measure to bed?

A. He wanted to see how long he slept.
Tony, 10
Ohio

Q. What day do lazy people like?

A. Sat-urday.
Christy, 12
Virginia

Q. Why was the football team in the phone booth?

A. It wanted its quarter-back.
Amanda, 13
Wisconsin

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Q. Why do people change dollars into coins?

A. It makes "cents"!
Stacey, 9
Massachusetts

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
Utah-king to me!?
Becky, 11
Pennsylvania

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