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Q.
Why did the plant cross the road?
A. To find its
roots.
Carly, 8 British Columbia

Q.
How do you tell the difference between a dog and a tree?
A. By the
bark.
Jimmy, 12 Suriname
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Q.
What do you call a lizard that sings?
A. A
rap-tile!
Christine, 12 Washington
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Q.
What kind of fruit lives in a barn?
A. A
straw-berry.
Jessica, 10 Minnesota
Q.
What instrument do fish play?
A. The "bass"
guitar.
J.D., 13 Kentucky
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