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Q. Why did the plant cross the road?

A. To find its roots.
Carly, 8
British Columbia


Q. How do you tell the difference between a dog and a tree?

A. By the bark.
Jimmy, 12
Suriname

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Q. What do you call a lizard that sings?

A. A rap-tile!
Christine, 12
Washington

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Q. What kind of fruit lives in a barn?

A. A straw-berry.
Jessica, 10
Minnesota



Q. What instrument do fish play?

A. The "bass" guitar.
J.D., 13
Kentucky


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