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Q. What is a dog's favorite city?

A. New Yorkie.
Melissa, 10
Minnesota


Q. Why did the crow land on the telephone wire?

A. It wanted to make a long-distance caw.
Chris, 12
California

Your Joking

Q. Why was the pig late for work?

A. Because it couldn’t find a “porking” spot.
Michael, 9
Wisconsin

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Q. What kind of sickness does a horse get?

A. Hay fever.
Rebekkah, 12
Michigan



Q. Why was the pig kicked out of the slumber party?

A. It was caught hogging all the pillows.
Baker, 12
Texas


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