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Q.
What is a dog's favorite city?
A. New Yorkie.
Melissa, 10 Minnesota

Q.
Why did the crow land on the telephone wire?
A. It wanted to make a long-distance caw.
Chris, 12 California
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Q.
Why was the pig late for work?
A. Because it couldn’t find a “porking” spot.
Michael, 9 Wisconsin
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Q.
What kind of sickness does a horse get?
A. Hay fever.
Rebekkah, 12 Michigan
Q.
Why was the pig kicked out of the slumber party?
A. It was caught hogging all the pillows.
Baker, 12 Texas
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