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Q. What does an electrician drive?

A. A Volts-wagon.
Sierra, 11
Indiana


Q. What do you call a bee that never brags?
A. A humble bee.
Caleb, 11
Oklahoma
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Q. Why don't fish watch television?

A. They don't want to get hooked.
Katie, 11
Massachusetts

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Q. What does an ear of corn say when it gets frustrated?
A. "Shucks!"
Joshua, 10
Missouri


Q. How do you make a hot dog stand?

A. Take away its chair.
Rachel, 11
Virginia

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