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Q.
What was the apostle Peter's favorite game?
A. Simon Says.
Hayden, 8 Texas

Q.
What do you call a pony with laryngitis?
A. A little hoarse.
Carrie, 14 British Columbia
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Q.
What do you get when a cow cuts the grass?
A. A lawn moo-er.
Jason, 8 Ontario
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Q.
What did the cheerleader eat for breakfast?
A. Cheer-ios and root beer.
Kayla, 10 Missouri
Q.
What did the tree say to the leaf?
A. "Hey, Buddy, don't go out on a limb."
Kayla, 8 Illinois
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