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Q. Why did the sheep need a Band-Aid?

A. It was "bleating!"
Nathan, 10
Indiana

Q. Why couldn't the chicken join the band?
A. It had a broken drumstick.
Daniel, 8
Missouri

Q. Why is Europe like a frying pan?

A. It has Greece at the bottom.
Nicola, 10
Minnesota

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Q. What did the alien say to the flowers?
A. "Take me to your weeder."
Andrew, 11
Illinois

Q. What happened to the man who took a 100-foot dive into a glass of rootbeer?

A. He was fine. It was a soft drink.
Michelle, 10
Nevada

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