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Q.
Why did the astronaut find bones on the moon?
A. The cow didn't make it.
Caleb, 9 Georgia

Q.
Why did the clown take off his shoes?
A. His feet felt funny.
Courtney, 8 California
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Q.
What did the gum say to the shoe?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Jaymee, 12 Washington
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Q.
What happened to the dog that ate the flower?
A. She had poppies. Tessa, 12 California
Q.
What did the elevator say to the doctor?
A. "I'm coming down with something." Heidi, 12 Texas
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