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Q. What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a snake?

A. An automatic jump rope.
Sarah, 11
Illinois

Q. What do you call grass that talks a lot?
A. Babble-lawn.
Jarod, 13
Nebraska

Q. What do you call it when two flocks of sheep fight?

A. A baaaatle.
Erin and Marissa, 11
Oregon

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Q. What do you get when you leave food in your locker?
A. A peanut butter and smelly sandwich.
Elisha, 12
Washington

Q. How did the music teacher brush her teeth?

A. With a "tuba" toothpaste.
MacKenzie, 12
Texas

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