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Q.
Why did the man smash his clock?
A. He wanted to kill time.
Josiah, 9 California

Q.
Why did the cows go to church?
A. They heard there was a new pasture.
Ty, 9 Florida
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Q.
What happened when the man walked through the screen door?
A. He strained himself.
Lauren, 10 Wisconsin
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Q.
What did the blanket say to the bed?
A."I've got you covered." Rebecca, 11 Texas
Q.
What do you get when you give candy to a farmer?
A. A jolly rancher. Katie, 10 Alabama
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