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Q. Why did the man smash his clock?

A. He wanted to kill time.
Josiah, 9
California


Q. Why did the cows go to church?
A. They heard there was a new pasture.
Ty, 9
Florida
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Q. What happened when the man walked through the screen door?

A. He strained himself.
Lauren, 10
Wisconsin

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Q. What did the blanket say to the bed?
A."I've got you covered."
Rebecca, 11
Texas


Q. What do you get when you give candy to a farmer?

A. A jolly rancher.
Katie, 10
Alabama

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