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Q.
What do you get when you combine a donkey and an insect?
A. A "braying" mantis!
David, 10
North Carolina
Q.
What did the horse say when it fell down?
A. "I've fallen, and I can't giddy up."
Jacqueline and Catie, 11 and 12
Virginia
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Q.
What do you get when a pig climbs a pine tree?
A. A porky-pine.
Sarah and Matthew, 12 and 11
Manitoba
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Q.
What did Jesus say when the disciple Peter asked Him how He wanted His steak cooked?
A."Well done, my good and faithful servant."
Ashley, 11
Mississippi
Q.
What has antlers and eats cheese?
A. Mickey Moose.
Josh, 11
Nebraska
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