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What do you call a deer with nothing to do?
A. Bored game.
Samuel, 10 Michigan

Q.
What happens when you tell a banana a joke?
A. It breaks into peals of laughter.
Aubrey, 11 New York
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Q.
How do you mend a broken berry bush?
A. With a strawberry patch.
Stacey, 11 Manitoba
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Q.
What happens when a dog eats watermelon?
A.It becomes melon-collie. Ben, 10 Kentucky
Q.
Why did the jelly roll?
A. Because it saw the apple turnover. Katie, 10 Washington
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