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Q. What do you call a deer with nothing to do?

A. Bored game.
Samuel, 10
Michigan


Q. What happens when you tell a banana a joke?
A. It breaks into peals of laughter.
Aubrey, 11
New York
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Q. How do you mend a broken berry bush?

A. With a strawberry patch.
Stacey, 11
Manitoba

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Q. What happens when a dog eats watermelon?
A.It becomes melon-collie.
Ben, 10
Kentucky


Q. Why did the jelly roll?

A. Because it saw the apple turnover.
Katie, 10
Washington

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