2/16/07—Hey! Alex Jefferson here. The
weather is supposed to be snowy this weekend, which
means I've got big plans. I'm going to Gower's Hill and
sledding all day with my new Excalibur 200 toboggan. I
got it for Christmas, but I haven't been able to use it
because the weather has been so warm. If you want to
come watch, I'll be the one going about 600 mph
toward certain injury.
2/19/07—I'm never listening to the
weatherman again. It was supposed to snow over the
weekend, but we didn't get one lousy flake! I'm telling
you, the Excalibur 200 didn't do too well on grass.
Maybe Ed Tarkington, the Channel 5 weatherman,
should quit trying to predict the weather and try
guessing people's weight and birthday-like at the
carnival. At least then if he made one of his horrible
predictions, somebody would win a pink stuffed teddy
bear.
2/23/07—Today, I challenged Ed Tarkington to
a contest. I told him I could predict the weather just as
well as he. In fact, I'll bet Cal's dog, Buster, can do a
better job. I'll put Buster in front of pictures and numbers
and see which ones he points to with his nose.
2/24/07—Mr. Tarkington predicted scattered
snow showers and a high of 23 degrees, with the snow
tapering off at night and an overnight low of 7 degrees.
Buster predicted sun and a high of 114 degrees, with a
snowstorm and a 17 percent chance of an overnight
tidal wave.
2/26/07—What a great day of sledding! I
apologized to Mr. Tarkington for doubting his
meteorological skills. I suppose everyone makes
mistakes. I shouldn't have insulted him by trusting in a
dog that can't figure out his own doggie door, let alone
predict the weather. I am glad Buster was wrong about
the tidal wave, though.
—A.J. out!