7/12/07—Cal's family invited me to go with
them to Florida! I'm so pumped! My mom said I could
take only one suitcase. She helped me pack and put in
all this silly stuff-like a hairbrush and sunscreen and
socks. I replaced them with a bag of candy corn and a
portable metal detector to use at the beach.
7/18/07—Note to self: Candy corn should not
be a person's main source of nutrition for a 28-hour car
trip. The only things I found with my metal detector were
four bottle caps, a nail and an empty tuna fish can.
Clearly, Mom was onto something with her packing
choices. The humidity is so bad, my hair looks like a
bird's nest created by a far-sighted pigeon. My feet
have huge blisters from wearing shoes without socks.
Worst of all . . . I can barely move. I didn't use sunscreen
yesterday, and I have the world's worst sunburn.
7/20/07—Ow! When I got home, my family
members all wanted to hug me (and my painful
sunburn)! I couldn't tell my mom what happened.
“Alex, I missed you.”
“I missed you too, Mom.”
“Why are you standing way over there? Give me a
hug.”
“Could I take a rain check? How about we hug on
Thursday?”
“Alex, what's wrong with your hair?”
7/26/07—My skin doesn't hurt so much now,
but I'm peeling like crazy. Cal says I look like a leper
from the Bible. Next time, I'll trust Mom's judgment. And
no more candy corn till I'm 30!
—A.J. out!