Funny Answers Pt. 9

Question  Hi, Average Boy!

My name is Sonya, and I am in Niagara Falls, Ontario. 

What was the worst thing that has ever happened in your life?



Answer Hey, Sonya!

I guess the worst thing that happened was the time I fell into the water at Niagara Falls! Just kidding! I didn't really fall in. I just came awfully close! But my dad grabbed me pretty quick because he loves me so much . . . and I had the car keys in my pocket.

Anyway, it's beautiful up there! Enjoy God's masterpiece all around you and keep reading!

Your friend and mine, 

Average Boy

Question  Dear Average Boy,

Have you ever gone rock climbing, bungee jumping, sky diving or any other dangerous thing? I've done rock climbing a few times and never hurt myself. Also, have you ever been lost for a long time?


Answer Hey, Elizabeth!

Yes, I have done all of those! But not because I wanted to. My dad keeps signing me up for extreme sports. This next summer he signed me up for a camp where we get to swim with sharks. Sounds like fun, huh? 

He even bought me a diving suit! Its very cool.

Oh, and I have never been lost for a long time…. A week is my record. Thanks for reading!

Your friend and mine, 

Average Boy

Question  Dear Average Boy,

I am part of a speech and debate club. My brother is using “Black Diamond” and “School Year Buzz” for one of his speeches. Have you ever been in a speech or debate tournament? How did you do?

Ruth M.

Answer Hey, Ruth M.!

I was on the debate team for a while! I didn't do very well. There are a lot of rules. Did you know you’re not allowed to play the triangle during your part of the debate? You are also not supposed to stand up on the debate table to make your point.

Debating on the debate team just isn’t like debating in real life. So I quit … right after I was asked to leave. I did get to keep my triangle though . . . well, part of it. Have fun!

Your Friend and Mine, 

Average Boy

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