Grins and Giggles

by Clubhouse readers

Q What do you get when you put an iguana on a trampoline?

A A leapin' lizard.

Sarah A.

Q Why is Jupiter red?

A It's embarrassed about being the big one.

Emily S.

Q What do you get when a sheep and a kangaroo collide?

A A sweater with pockets.

Janae H.

Q What do you call a bull in shining armor?

A Sir Loin.

Callie C.

Q Where do bees go on vacation?

A Stingapore.

Cara M.

Q What do you call an insect on top of a cow?

A A moo-squito.

Sarah D.

Q What did one firefly say to the other?

A "I've got to glow now."

Patti H.

Q What is the difference between a coyote and a flea?

A One howls on the prairie, and the other prowls on the hairy.

Luke M.

Q How does a lion like its steak cooked?

A Medium-roar.

Brittany T.

Q What did the mommy mouse say to the baby mouse at bath time?

A "Be sure to get squeaky clean."

Denea M.

Q What is the best animal to take into war?

A An octopus, because it's well-armed.

Alicia K.

Q What did the mother skunk say to her baby at dinner?

A "Let us bow our heads and spray."

Maggie N.

Q What kind of cars do goats drive?

A Goat-carts.

Logan P.

Q Where do healthy Egyptians store their food?

A In food pyramids.

Bethel G.

Q Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?

A David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.

Breanna D.

Eye doctor: What seems to be the problem?

Leopard trainer: I keep seeing spots.

Stephanie W.

Q What is a dentist's favorite hymn?

A "Crown Him with Many Crowns."

Justin W.

Q What do you call a crazy man climbing a wall?

A A walnut.

Austin P.

Q What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

A He was ruth-less.

Kari R.

Q What did one sand pile say to the other?

A "How are you dune?"

Erika P.

Q What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

A "We're going to have a BB."

Lizzy P.

Q What goes up with two legs and comes down with none?

A A ski lift.

Nicole W.

Q What are the four seasons?

A Salt, pepper, vinegar and mustard.

Kara E.

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